How I Look Without Makeup

I wish - this fine piece of mocha choca latta yaa yaa is none other than Emmy award winner, S. Epatha Merkerson!

Come On Be My Baby Tonight

Mom, if you're reading this, I'm marrying a black woman.

**UPDATE**

Sharon: NO YOU DON'T HAVE ME ON YOUR BLOG!!!
Sharon: LOL
Me: you like dat?
Sharon: I can't believe you .. you are a mess

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

Tina Turner-Soffel...

You'll have to forgive me if my blogging becomes even more sporadic than usual. I think you'll understand once I share with you my latest addiction, the greatest invention since Sour Patch Kids - http://www.myheritage.com.

I won't bother explaining how My Heritage has developed the world's leading face recognition tool or how it was actually created by NASA, using state of the art technology which is incredibly accurate; instead, I'll prove my point the way I always do - with hardcore porn...


[Editor's Note: Ingrid Bergman could not be reached for comment - she's dead. On her behalf, she's honored to be compared to such a hot bitch.]