Miss Deli Meat Hair Conditioner 2008

My aggro colleague, Elizabeth Rita Tutschek.

"Pube In My Keyboard" of the Month!

Cheryl "Coko" Clemons!

Together with Tamara "Taj" Johnson-George and Leanne "Lelee" Lyons, Cheryl formed the iconic group SWV "Sisters With Voices".

I can still remember sitting on the stoop in front of my building and jamming out to their Christmas album in June, while feasting on a quarter water and Jamaican beef pattie! That shit was delicious.

Happy 42nd Mindy Cohn!

Mindy played Natalie on Facts of Life. She's also my best friend/I look like her.

Facts of Life is responsible for the woman I am today. Most boys were outside scoring touchdowns in softball and my ass was sitting in front of the tv waiting for Tootie to roller skate across the screen.

Keep it tight Mrs. Garrett!

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