Monday, June 30, 2008

"Pube In My Keyboard" of the Month!

Amy Smart pretending to be me!

Wet Umbrellas

Courtney Love has the life I want.

When I was 8 years old, my cousin Hank and I stole a shopping cart from Pioneer supermarket and took it back to our house. I got in the cart, cuz if we stood any chance at getting away with that crime I could not be on my feet - that, and I was the only bandit to resemble a frozen turkey. My point is, I definitely did not look as glamorous or eloquent as C. Love. I mean, I didn't even have a cigarette between my toes.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Airport Farts and Other Sundries

I have no material here - just liked the title.

Black Barbie Dressed in Bulgari

I am legally obligated to not tell you where I work. But if curiosity gets the best of you, you can ask my friend Mona [mona.chaudhuri@gmail.com].