Pizzette dela Castagna

Helena Bonham Carter, what in Vonda Shephard's holy name are you feeding this kid? She looks like she just swallowed Johnny Depp.

As a side note, when I get cast in the Hollywood remake of Cagney and Lacey, I totally want this little calzone acting along side me.

Procreation Fail

Hey Brad & Angie,

Nice work cloning Joe Pantoliano.

I Beeleeve I Ken Fliiiiii

R Kelly revealed he's illiterate. He shoulda spent more time shitting and less time pissing - the only time I read is when I'm rose-ing with my new copy of Cosmo.