Alright, so I may not be the best mother in the world (although I play one on TV), but I would never dress my kids in anything designed by Charlie Sheen - I don't care how popular garter belts are becoming in kindergarten. Honestly, you'll see my kids rockin' Cheez Whiz and 99 cent store shopping bags before they sport Hot Shots Part Deux bikinis.Allegedly, Charlie is addicted to kiddie porn (thank Denise Richards for those kudos) and this should really boost sales. Oh, and if that doesn't work, he's still the brother of
In other news, O.J. Simpson is releasing his own line of Mother's Day cards. I know Mother's Day has already passed, but think about how surprised she'll be when you're stabbing her in the throat at 2am.
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