Monday, June 30, 2008

Wet Umbrellas

Courtney Love has the life I want.

When I was 8 years old, my cousin Hank and I stole a shopping cart from Pioneer supermarket and took it back to our house. I got in the cart, cuz if we stood any chance at getting away with that crime I could not be on my feet - that, and I was the only bandit to resemble a frozen turkey. My point is, I definitely did not look as glamorous or eloquent as C. Love. I mean, I didn't even have a cigarette between my toes.

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