Happy Twenty-FLEKKKK Martha Jane

[Sung to the tune of Paper Planes]

She eat egg sammies, rock an octogenarian's name
If you hear weak knees creak you got Jane on the brain
If you turnin' 25, grab a bottle of champagne
Meet her outside in the Salleee limousine

Sometimes she feel like splitting Rice Krispie treats
When she wrestle with Biz on Bagel Friday she get cream cheese on her feets
Her teams a winner, now we're making that claim
Not the data entry, the crew that's led by Graeme

All she wanna do is (LENCH LENCH LENCH)
And (PASTRAMI!)
And turn 20-flek