Boys Don't Cry... They Jet Ski

Fat Bad Baby's west coast correspondent, Tamieka, was on assignment in Hawaii when she happened upon Hillary Swank and Meghan Fox rubbing on each other's chonies in the water. She immediately snapped a photo with the T-Mobile Sidekick I LENT to her. ('Mieka, if you are reading this, that shit is not yours to keep!)


UPDATE: Tamieka, my former west coast correspondent, has ruined my chance at winning a Pulitzer (and her opportunity to flex a Sidekick at her aunt's Memorial Day BBQ this weekend) with her negligent journalism. The aforementioned photo is of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.