Either way, congratulations on upgrading your look from Jon Lovitz to Snooki.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Kara DioGuardi's Piranha Jaw Is Not Smiling
Bristol Palin asserts that she underwent "corrective jaw surgery". Don't worry Bristol, I believe you. That eye roll that you see me doing isn't sarcasm—it's caused by the neck fat that I still have hanging from my fucking face.
Either way, congratulations on upgrading your look from Jon Lovitz to Snooki.
Either way, congratulations on upgrading your look from Jon Lovitz to Snooki.
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Can she go through corrective vagina surgery so we don't have anymore of her breed in the world? I've got an xacto knife and a free afternoon next week.
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