"Pube in my Keyboard" of the Month!

"Pube in my Keyboard" of the Month! is the most popular feature on this blog (in Uruguay). Sorry for being such a lazy shit when it comes to bestowing this honor—I can assure it was not for lack of nominees. I mean, off the top of my head we have:

1. Osama bin Laden's 17th wife, Amal Ahmed Abdul Fatah (known as 'Tiny' to her friends and through her graffiti.)
2. Arnold's sidepiece, but I gave that bitch way too much publicity with yesterday's post.
3. Pippa Middleton, sister-in-law to Prince William. (She almost won, but then I found out she's British, which immediately disqualified her. I'm still not speaking to the UK since they flung caca at us in the shape of Russell Brand.)

So without further ado...

"Pube in my Keyboard" of the Month! May 2011 goes to...

Drita MOTHAFUCKIN D'Avanzo, star of VH1's Mob Wives, and most famous Albanian since... well, me.

Here's a picture of her reaction to the win: