Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Bump-It's & Bumper Cars

The poster child for Orangina, Ed Hardy-scented feminine deodorant spray, Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and, retarded people, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was arrested for hitting a cop car while filming the upcoming season of Jersey Shore in Italy. The unfortunate news is, she was in a car. I was hoping she hit it with the giant black airbag sprouting from her forehead.

Here's a photo of everyone's favorite troll that lives under a bridge leaving her apartment before the accident:


That's actually a photo of Deena who almost fell to her death amidst a crowd of reporters who look very eager to help her. I guess someone threw a used condom past her and she played fetch.

1 comment:

roxy c. concrete said...

i had no idea proscuitto could fly.